The greatest love story of the modern era is not about finding your other half. It is about finding someone who can handle all of you—the WAP, the tears, the taxes, and the trashy reality TV addiction.

Let’s fix this. Here is the antidote to the WAP dynamic:

The climax is not an airport sprint. It is the moment he cleans her apartment when she is sick, or she admits she cried at work, and he holds her without trying to have sex.