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The university administration, however, was not amused. The dorm's resident advisor (RA) was called to the scene, and the students were forced to clean up the mess left behind by the chickens. The university even issued a statement reminding students that "animals are not allowed in dorm rooms, unless you're allergic to sanity."

The party immediately resets to Sunday School mode . People start hiding bottles under pillows. The DJ turns off the rap and accidentally queues up "Wagon Wheel." When she finds Chad passed out in the closet, she doesn't yell. She just sighs, drags him out by the ear, and tells everyone to "have a good night, and drink some water."