Wet Big Ass 📥 🚀

For the purpose of this report, "Wet Big" is defined by three metrics:

| Risk | Probability | Mitigation Strategy | | :--- | :--- | :--- | | Pathogen spread (e.g., Cryptosporidium) | Medium | UV-C filtration + mandatory shower gates | | Electrical hazards (lighting/speakers) | Low | 12V DC systems only; GFCI every 5 meters | | Guest intoxication leading to drowning | High | Mandatory breathalyzer at water entry points | | Noise complaints from dry neighbors | Medium | Subwoofer directionals facing water only | wet big ass