Controller — Bonetown

No, you cannot buy a "Bonetown Controller" on Amazon. But you don’t need to. By combining a standard $20 USB gamepad with free software like JoyToKey or Steam Input, you can create the definitive way to play one of the most notoriously chaotic adult games ever made.

Actual player experience:

Furthermore, the game’s combat system—much like the God of War or Grand Theft Auto series—benefits from the tactile feedback of triggers and bumpers. There is a satisfying rhythm to pulling the right trigger to punch and the left trigger to block that a keyboard simply cannot replicate. Bonetown Controller

The Dark Souls of adult gaming interfaces. Not because it was hard, but because it made you question every life choice that led you to hold a controller that way. No, you cannot buy a "Bonetown Controller" on Amazon