If you were a kid growing up in the early 2000s—specifically between the years 2001 and 2003—your after-school schedule was likely ruled by a specific kind of magic. It wasn't a theatrical film or a direct-to-video sequel. It was a club. A nightclub, specifically, run by Mickey Mouse, bankrolled by Minnie, and constantly terrorized by the antics of Goofy, Donald Duck, and the ever-scheming villain known only as "The Phantom Blot."