Married life with a lamia can be a rich and rewarding experience, filled with unique joys and challenges. One of the most significant advantages of being in a relationship with a lamia is the opportunity to experience the world from a completely different perspective. Lamias, with their serpent-like qualities, often have a unique outlook on life, and their partner can learn a great deal from their experiences and insights.
Normal couples fight about dishes. We fight about her leaving a “shed trail” across the clean carpet or the fact that my snoring vibrates the floor in a way that “sounds like a dying badger” (her words). She gets the silent treatment by retreating into a giant coil under the bed. I get the silent treatment by… walking to the kitchen, which she cannot follow because her tail gets stuck in the hallway. It’s a fair stalemate. Married Life With A Lamia